Roti Jhon

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Showing cleavage doesn't fix your face

People call it Valentines day. I call it Thursday

Remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs or drink

Fat, single and ready for a Pringle

Cuddling sounds so fucking good right now

My relationship status is 'Sweatpants, Oreos and Netflix.'

Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked

Oh you miss me? I can tell by the amount of times I have to text you first.

Me being rude: Shut the fuck up. Me being polite: Please shut the fuck up.

I lost 40 pounds in one day and YOU CAN TOO if you cut off your leg.

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Show a hoe you don't care she will chase you, show a women you don't care she will replace you.

I accidentally fell in love and you intentionally broke my heart.

That awkward moment when I thought you cared.

I want to be the reason why you fall asleep with your phone in your hand.

Sometimes, we need someone to teach us, to love us, to hurt us, to protect us, and to help us to be a better person.

Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.

When a girl gives up, it's not because she doesn't love you, but because she's tired of getting hurt & feels like you'll never care.

The best thing you can spend on your relationship, is time, conversation, understanding, and honesty.

It's sad how the people you were once so close with can become just another stranger you don't know.

“Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.” - The Lion King

Faking A Smile Is Way Easier Then Explaining What's Wrong.

Don't expect to have true love if you are not ready to have the pain and struggle that comes with it.

The best boyfriend isn't the best-looking, the funniest, or the richest. It's the one that makes sure you know he loves you.

Have you ever been scared to open a text? Your heart races, your stomach feels empty, and you just kind of stare at your phone?

hate being lied to. But most of all, I hate being used.

Shes A Damaged Girl With A Weak Heart, She Looks Held Together, But Shes Fallin' Apart <3

One day you're gonna remember me & how much I loved you. Then you're gonna hate yourself for letting go.

I wish you were mine.

Its cute when you kiss me unexpectedly & sneak around from behind to give me a hug.

You make me smile like no one else ever could

love you, but I hate you. I miss you, but I'm better off without you. I want you out of my life, but I never want to let you go.

No reply back and slow replies makes me think you don’t want to talk to me.

Confidence is admitting who you are, what you’ve done, and loving yourself for who you’ve become, no matter what others think of you. ♥

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