u can use all this text.. =)
#sharing is caring! omonomnomnom =3
owh ya!i wanna tell u guys earlier..
sory if some of the text doesn't funny for u.. ._.
but atleast i try to make a funny text~ XD
have fun~ =D
Showing cleavage doesn't fix your face
People call it Valentines day. I call it Thursday
Remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs or drink
Fat, single and ready for a Pringle
Cuddling sounds so fucking good right now
My relationship status is 'Sweatpants, Oreos and Netflix.'
Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked
Oh you miss me? I can tell by the amount of times I have to text you first.
Me being rude: Shut the fuck up. Me being polite: Please shut the fuck up.
I lost 40 pounds in one day and YOU CAN TOO if you cut off your leg.
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